CORONADO

Aura is really getting to me, you know? - So what this country needs is a new kind of plastic that doesn’t break down until we want it to. Or a law outlawing plastic. And since everybody loves plastic, I think the easier path is for some bright kid who wants to do something for the world to learn chemistry and then get very rich off making something everybody wants but that needs scrap plastic for its raw material So that people would be elbowing each other out of the way in the scramble for scrap plastic.

Because, just as a for instance, all you old tourists hearing this play. Now hear this: Dementia.

Dementia. Yeah. You heard right. Because science is telling us that dementia is a kind of diabetes, and is caused by inflammation. And tiny bits of plastic cause inflammation. And the tiny bits get into you via the water you drink and the food you eat. There’s no escape. Until some bright kid who wants to do something for the world learns chemistry and then gets very rich off making the world safe again.

Are there any volunteer kids in this audience? Where ever you are, make yourself heard! Learn some chemistry then go to college to learn some more and then fix the plastic problem so we can all show how grateful we are and make you very rich.

Please please please. And don’t delay. Because we’re all getting older by the minute.

Click this link if you don’t believe me: How plastic gets into the food we eat or this one: There’s plastic in human stool now.

AURA

Microplastic pollution may make you fatalistic or despondent. Cheer up. Here’s something you can actually do right now:

Keep the animals out of the trash. Or how about just putting the trash where it belongs? The animals have a few tales to tell about trash dumps they’ve seen. Click the link to hear some.

CORONADO

And if that’s not enough to get you to do something different for a change, let this headline grab your attention: Whale starves to death  because its stomach didn’t have enough room left for any more so-called “food” due to the 88 pounds of plastic trash it had in its stomach already. And it doesn't just happen in the Philippines. I just heard about another one in the UK Muy, muy importante: Some think love is the answer. No. Whales are the answer..

SINE

If whales would speak English or Chinese we could tell them what is plastic and what is not.

CORONADO

If we can’t fix this… Heh! Bring on the dementia.